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[hafoc]

Today a friend who had been on vacation outside the country came by and dropped a big cigar on my desk.

"What's this?"

"A good cigar. Right out of Fidel's humidor."

I thought about that for quite a while. I didn't know for sure what he meant, but I suspect he was trying to hint that it was a cuban cigar. If so, it was illegal for me to posess.

So as soon as I got home I went out on the front porch, set fire to the suspect cigar, and let it smoulder away. Of course a good cigar won't burn efficiently on its own, so I had to puff on it from time to time to keep it going.

It was my duty as a patriotic American to destroy this contraband. I'm sure you can see that I had no other choice.

Comments

[starlights.livejournal.com]

Teehee..

Okay, I like that. ^^

[darkkdragon.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I can't stop laughing... why do you do this to me? Great, I just woke up the realatives. :)