A Particularly Dumb (but amusing) Quiz
Jan. 27th, 2007 03:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hafoc
Those of you who know me well know that I am, and have for years been, on a quest for world domination. I'm trying to be elected Supreme World Dictator.
My platform is pretty simple. First, I promise to abolish modular furniture and "cube farms." Private offices for all! Second, all telemarketers, spammers, politicians, pushers, preachers, and door-to-door fundraisers up against the wall!
(Normally I add prostitutes to that list, because the preachers and politicians would be especially insulted to share a list with them (although they seem to find nothing wrong with sharing a bed). But the Ladies of the Evening earn an honest living-- well, sort of-- so they escape The Wall, as far as I'm concerned.)
Third, I promise to start an investigation into the nature and origins of the mysterious substance known as "Cheez." I further promise to publish the results, no matter how disturbing they may be.
Fourth, and last, I humbly submit that as Supreme World Dictator I would not do any WORSE than the random assortment of 50-year-old spoiled children, whithered aristocrats, fairly elected (by those who weren't shot) Presidents for Life, whacko generals, and powerless figureheads currently occupying executive positions worldwide.
It is to me a never-ending source of amazement that this practical, common-sense, and humane program has not raised an overwhelming groundswell of support for my cause. In short, I have thus far garnered only four votes in my campaign, and three of them are from cats.
However, I remain as optimistic as I ever was on this subject.
Today I stumbled across the following quiz. Since it is on a computer it MUST be completely accurate and trustworthy. I see that my quest for world domination is destined to garner quite a bit of success.
Besides, the list of henchfolk and their positions in my EOO (Evil Overlord Organization) made me hoot. I hope it makes you hoot too.
My platform is pretty simple. First, I promise to abolish modular furniture and "cube farms." Private offices for all! Second, all telemarketers, spammers, politicians, pushers, preachers, and door-to-door fundraisers up against the wall!
(Normally I add prostitutes to that list, because the preachers and politicians would be especially insulted to share a list with them (although they seem to find nothing wrong with sharing a bed). But the Ladies of the Evening earn an honest living-- well, sort of-- so they escape The Wall, as far as I'm concerned.)
Third, I promise to start an investigation into the nature and origins of the mysterious substance known as "Cheez." I further promise to publish the results, no matter how disturbing they may be.
Fourth, and last, I humbly submit that as Supreme World Dictator I would not do any WORSE than the random assortment of 50-year-old spoiled children, whithered aristocrats, fairly elected (by those who weren't shot) Presidents for Life, whacko generals, and powerless figureheads currently occupying executive positions worldwide.
It is to me a never-ending source of amazement that this practical, common-sense, and humane program has not raised an overwhelming groundswell of support for my cause. In short, I have thus far garnered only four votes in my campaign, and three of them are from cats.
However, I remain as optimistic as I ever was on this subject.
Today I stumbled across the following quiz. Since it is on a computer it MUST be completely accurate and trustworthy. I see that my quest for world domination is destined to garner quite a bit of success.
Besides, the list of henchfolk and their positions in my EOO (Evil Overlord Organization) made me hoot. I hope it makes you hoot too.
