spit take

[hafoc]

I was driving home today and, as I always do, I drove past a certain auto body shop. It's run by a Jesus person, probably a Baptist-- you can tell by the church flag he flies. Most of it is white. The "union" (which is the top, staff-end corner of a flag) is blue with a red Christian cross in the center.

He actually flies four flags, if I remember correctly; a Christian flag, State of Michigan, United States, and another Christian flag. I don't swear to this, as I never paid much attention to it. Except to note that the flags were there, of course.

This guy's faith is also shown by the little inspirational messages he puts on his sign. "Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak," "CH__CH. What's missing? UR!" That kind of thing.

He also puts out nondenominational motivational messages from time to time. But the one he had today caused me to perform a spit take as I drove past.

"The best vitamin for developing friends is BI."

Bi? Well, true, bisexual people probably have more different varities of friends than others. I wouldn't say MORE friends. And wait a minute, isn't this a bit risque' for somebody who flies Christian flags, TWO of them? I mean--

Then it hit me. It wasn't BI. What he really said was "The best vitamin for developing friends is bee-one."

Such a filthy mind I have. But you know what? I like my version better.

Comments

[silussa.livejournal.com]

I think I have to agree with you.

[darkkdragon.livejournal.com]

*laughs* My low brow mind would have thought the exact same thing, heehe.
Of course, there is always the church I pass on mi way to work every day... there is a public school near by, so the students love to play with the sign letters. It is always good for a laugh, but the words they write leave nothing for my mind to interpret heh ^^