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Just saw a commercial-- I bet you've seen it too. It's for a video game. This guy goes pelting down the arm of one of those twenty-story construction cranes and tries to leap across empty space to another, only to miss and plummet earthward. And meanwhile, in fine print at the bottom of the screen, it says "PROFESSIONAL STUNT. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS."

Well, damn! There go my plans for the weekend!