Drink

Unless it turns out to already exist out there somewhere, call this one Cafe' Bill, or maybe just The Safety Drink. As in the complaint comes in on a Saturday, some fellow griping about a neighbor's burn barrel (which we don't cover anyway), and I'm safe because I can honestly tell the operator "Sorry, I'm not allowed to go out on this one, my blood alcohol's above 0.02%."

12 ounce coffee mug. Fill about halfway with hot black coffee. Fill the rest of the cup 1/3 each with 101 proof Wild Turkey Bourbon, Kaluha, and Irish Cream Liqueur.

Teph sniffed, tasted it, and said "Yeah, you're not driving ANYWHERE after this one."

Cheers!