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help help this is penny the cat the dragon lady is back she looks like a human but i know there is a dragon in there i can feel it. that is ok she has nice claws good scritches but she shut me in the storeroom when i was exploring and didnt let me out. and i was in there for weeks weeks WEEKS i swear its true and when she let me out she didn't even open a can for me. and today was the worst she mixed bad smelling things to make that foul slippery soap stuff the crazy humans use when they sit in WATER and my whole domain smelled like burning cucumbers. cucumbers on fire and then while she was sitting by the fire giving me scritches the green stuff went fSSST fSSST fSSST and started quivering and spraying green clots all over the stove and the purrbox-full-of-milk. help help HELP me dragons and now THE SOAP IS ALIVE!