EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aug. 5th, 2010 06:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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There is a HUGE FRIKIN SPIDER in the GARAGE. It has spun itself a cocoon trap-door web in the corner. I've never seen it except as a blot of dark, with legs in the mouth of the trap door, which snaps closed whenever I walk by. (Which, trust me, I do as seldom as possible.)
It is BIG and SPIDERY and UTTERLY HORRIFYING.
I thought on several people whose blogs I follow, who are somehow able to view the ABOMINATION, the PERVERSION of ALL NATURE and ANTITHESIS of ALL THAT IS GOOD which is the SPIDER without vomiting; yea, even with a bit of something which could not possibly be fondness, could it? I thought of them and somehow did not immediately run for the Wasp and Hornet Killer so I could blast that entire corner of the garage from a safe twenty or thirty feet away; then jump in the car, go buy another can of Wasp and Hornet Killer and do it again; then jump in the car and repeat just to be sure. I let this horror live...
I'm going to have nightmares about that damned thing, I just know it.
It is BIG and SPIDERY and UTTERLY HORRIFYING.
I thought on several people whose blogs I follow, who are somehow able to view the ABOMINATION, the PERVERSION of ALL NATURE and ANTITHESIS of ALL THAT IS GOOD which is the SPIDER without vomiting; yea, even with a bit of something which could not possibly be fondness, could it? I thought of them and somehow did not immediately run for the Wasp and Hornet Killer so I could blast that entire corner of the garage from a safe twenty or thirty feet away; then jump in the car, go buy another can of Wasp and Hornet Killer and do it again; then jump in the car and repeat just to be sure. I let this horror live...
I'm going to have nightmares about that damned thing, I just know it.
